Ted Rall for August 08, 2014
Transcript:
"It's important for us not to feel sanctimonious in retrospect about the tough job those folks had." -Obama Man 1: Torturees don't keep themselves up at night. We did that! Man 2: I paid out of pocket for electric nipple clamps. Also; muslim faces are hard. Man 3: I sodomized so many detainees, I can't look at a flashlight without getting aroused.
Hopefully it wasn’t one of those fancy expensive LED flashlights…