Ted Rall for September 09, 2011
Transcript:
The U.S. is on the ropes, says Al Qaeda chief Atiyah ABD Al-Rahman. (Man: Of course it's hard. But we can't give up now that they're almost finished.) The U.S. ability to carry out a sophisticated attack has been substantially degraded since 9/11. (Man: Their network is disrupted. They are on the run, broke or scared.) Al Qaeda dismisses reports that America's #2 is still alive. (Man: Cheney... Biden... who can keep track of those Anglo-Saxon names?) In the future, the fight of terror will rely on our allies. (Man: Money is tight, but don't worry- soon we'll hand off the fight to our Pakistani allies!) (Man: When they're ready.)
I like how he flipped the script.