Ted Rall for November 26, 2007
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Integrity is grandfathered in. Attorney General Mukasey has unchallenged personal integrity. So why did he lie and endorse torture? It's a weird anomaly. I blame meteor showers. All you have to do is create a reputation as an honorable person when you're young. Rot in hell, you gook torturers!! After that, you can get away with anything you want, no matter how vile. I'd let you torture me anytime, George! You're so cute! Scratch more, tickle less. In the eyes of the media, a life of compromise and evil and sleaze is preemptively redeemed by a single noble act. But he fought really bravely during world war I.