Ted Rall for April 28, 2007
Man 1: If you're not liberal when you're 18, you have no heart. Man 2: If you aren't conservative after age 30, you have no brain. Woman: America isn't like that anymore. 18-to-29-year-olds are the most pro-war, pro-Bush, conservative Demographic! We became more liberal as we get older. Man 1: I'd settle for a heart or a mind. Woman: Would we have to share it? Man 2: You go to war with the weirdos you have!