Ted Rall for March 15, 2007
Man: I won the spy lotto! Roommate: The what? Man: Now I get to listen to your phone calls... read your e-mail... tap your bank account! Best of all, I can toss anyone I want into prison! So long, Mr. Night Manager! Roommate: That's crazy! No one should have that much power... except... Man: The President? Roommate: On the other hand... Man: That threesome you had with your girlfriend was totally hot!