Ted Rall for June 17, 2006
As the Iraq War continues, the Bushists set up goals - each one less ambitious than the last - they claim will mark imminent victory. Here's what we have to look forward to: With God as our witness the U.S. promises to kill this man. Once he has been killed, the war will be pretty much won. Troops driving the Amman - Baghdad highway will achieve a glorious victory if they meet their goal of never, ever drifting across the rumble strip. The Secretary of Defense will declare victory if he gets this shot.