Ted Rall for November 12, 2005
Transcript:
Generalissimo El Busho presents his revamped, revitalized, regrouped second half of second term agenda. Promoting punctuality (Bush: Dude, you are sooo late!) (Man: Go beat a muslim, Mr. 35%) The war on Rhinotillexomania (Man 2: Nose-pickers' reign of terror is over!!) Traffic ticket paperwork reduction. (Man 3: Pay now.) Protecting America from dust (Bush: Why, oh why is the senate blocking my anti-dust bill?) Electropop reform (Bush: Fischerspooner, adult and soviet, though influenced by synthpop groups of the '80s like soft cell and heaven17-as are tech-disco outfits like scissor sisters- must be classified seperaely.)