Ted Rall for February 21, 2005
Transcript:
A photo of the commander of the free world performing unnatural acts with animals elicits rage from his supporters. (Woman: Ewww! Gross!) (Man: Disgusting! How dare the liberal media print such a photo?!?) "Bloggers" who police the media unleash their fearsome high tech skills. (Woman: Control-C. Control-V. Control-C. Control-V. Control-C. Control-V. Done) (Man: Now all 800 right-wing bloggers are on the story!!) Inevitably, the revelation of fraud exonerates the president. (Television 1: The photographer was a democrat! The obvious conflict of interest!) (Television 2: Those aren't animals- they're marsupials!) (Man 3: Clinton did worse!) Once again, America is saved from the mainstream liberal media. (Man: Every editor and producer responsible for the discredited photo must be fired.) (Woman: God bless our possum-porking prez!!)