Ted Rall for May 01, 2004
Coming in 2005: Evasion tactics for the new draft The future prez: (Man 1: The reserves- that's just on weekends, right?) (Man 2: Sure yeah, whatever, sign here.) Collage Deferment: (Man: I don't wanna die! I deserve to live! And I don't wanna kill anyone! In that order.) Unconscientious Objector: (Man: Then years later I realized: "Holy cow! I forgot to go home at the end of my Canadian Vacation!") Unconscious Objector: But I voted for Bush!