Ted Rall for March 13, 2004
The New Democrats Woman: Would you vote Repulican if I told you that John Kerry plans to pick Osama Bin Laden as his vice president? Man: No. Woman: Surely Kerry's act of playing the pacifist war hero would make you consider Bush! Man: Not a chance. Woman: Are you sp pigheaded that nothing could change your mind? Man: Yep. That's me. Woman: Don't you see? Bush has made us exactly the same! Man: Next year we'll put you in a camp.