Ted Rall for February 26, 2004
Transcript:
The Gay Marriage Threat To the Deficit: (Man 1: I don't spend as much on clothes or toiletries since getting hitched. I used to go out to the clubs; Now Robert and I stay home a lot, which reduces sales tax collections.) To the Economy: (Man 2: Here's to the straight Americans whose jobs are being taken by us Gay Indians!) (Woman: And we get to pool our income!) To National Security: (Man 3: So many of our troops are on Honeymoon Leave with each other that we don't have any left for war!) (Bush: Fairies! In the military! Who'd've guessed?) To the Pursuit of Happiness: (Woman 2: All the wedding banquet halls are booked solid.) (Woman 3: I hate you, marrying fags!!)