Ted Rall for January 29, 2004
There was a suspicious bag on the Subway the other day. My first impulse was to contact the police. But then I worried about what would come next. (Man 1: Can I ask you to come down to the station?) (Man 2: No.) (Man 1: I'm not asking.) (Man 3: Why did you plant that bag there?) (Man 4: Where were you going?) (Man 5: Why did you join Al Qaeda?) So I decided to shut up. Anyway, it was only a bag.