Ted Rall for April 28, 2003
Transcript:
In search of WMDs: (Man: The Bush administration keeps losing things: Osama, Saddam and now: Saddam's weapons of mass destruction. Where'd all this stuff go?) One logical explanation: They're disguised by a secret Romulan cloaking device. (Man 2: Just another empty room.) Another possibility: Shapeshifting evil-doers alter their molecular composition to look like harmless gazelles. (Gazelle: Ha, ha! The infidel dogs don't have a clue!) Most likely: Osama, Saddam and the WMDs are lurking in a dimensional phase loop right in Baghdad! (Man 3: I can see 'em!) (Man 4: Enjoy your 3D hell, suckas!)