Ted Rall for April 25, 2003
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Reserve your seats for the 2004 Neocropublican convention. Greetings, Republicans! We're holding our next national convention in September- so we can celebrate the 3rd anniversary of 9-11 on the blood-soaked soil of New York City! (George Bush: Tax cuts...spy laws... wars! Thanks, 9-11 victims!) We'll re-create that historic day with President Bush's speech, piped in from the Silo in Kansas where he hid on 9-11! (George Bush: Wow- there's still a yellow stain on the chair!) Every delegate will get a vial of genuine ground zero gristle and bone ash... toss 'em up when Bush clinches the nomination! (George Bush: The great state of Kansas, home of the subterranean white house, casts all of its votes for da man!) Next year, make it NYC in September! It'll be mournarrific! (George Bush: Thanks, 9-11 victims: each one of you was worth $200 million in tax cuts!