Ted Rall for January 18, 2003
Transcript:
Recalcitrant democrats giving you grief? This calls for the master negotiator. Not to worry: master negotiator el busho will ask for twice what we really want! Then we'll "settle" for "half"... Soon I vill not compromise! Give me everything! OK. Un-american dog! I demand 15 times more than I asked! You got it. This is a trap by a fiendish democrat... What do I do? I'll blame him when the stuff he wants messes up! But then. This happened because the democrats voted for it! You- But- Thanks, master negotiator!