Ted Rall for January 16, 2003
In the not-too-distant future. Man 1: Generalissimo El Busho! What brings you out to the hood? George Bush: We've eliminated the taxes that stopped rich people from investing. Income tax, sales tax, estate tax, divided tax, luxury tax, we've gotten rid of all of them. trouble is, poor people don't have money so they can't make up the difference. The government's broke! We can't even afford wars anymore! Man: I like the way this is working out. George Bush: Give me your car. I can't pay to fix mine.