Ted Rall for December 27, 2001
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Yer another book asserts that Adolf Hitler was gay. The implicit question: are mass murder and homosexuality related? ( Adolf Hitler: Let's hit the beer hall, boys- then I'll be your Putsch!) And terrorist cell leader Mohamed Atta, according to the National Enquirer, "Led a Secret Gay Life." Did his lust for men drive him to destroy the World Trade Center? (Man: I know you're "straight" Ahmed, but seeing as we'll both be martyrs in a few minutes... At last: an all-purpose explanation for evil! From now on, every act of wrongdoing on Earth can be attributed to alternative lifestyles. (Man: Maybe if you weren't rushing to the lesbian bar, you wouldn't be driving 80 in a school zone.) The next few years should be fun. (Man 2: Why aren't we doing anything to help the poor and unemployed?) (George Bush: Are you free for lunch?)