Ted Rall for November 19, 2001
Weird war "none of your beeswax". Maybe we'e doing something somewhere. Maybe we're not. This war's for you, but it's none of your business. Suddenly: a knock at the door. I'm with some government agency. I'm here to take you somewhere. Come with me. Okey-dokey! Later, probably. Your country needs you! Are you with us? You can count on me! USA! USA! So. What would you like me to do? Well. As you know, this is a different kind of war. We can't tell everyone everything that's going on. That makes sense. We can't have the enemy gathering information. Loose lids and all that. How about if I just sit here? Would that help? Wrong guess! Try again.