Ted Rall for July 16, 2001
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Steve Profitt, insurance adjuster Really, truly, I'm not scum. Go ahead, approve the claim! People pay our obscenely high premiums... The least we can do is pay when people get sick. Deny the claim! Every cent we pay out reduces our profits. You want a Christmas bonus, don't you? Come on, be a mensch. You never approve a claim! You've reduced countless people to poverty as it is - why not do the right thing for once? Two words, Steve: Christmas bonus. No one ever listens to the little angel dude. We should fire him. Actually, he's a test. We fire anyone who pays attention to him.