Ted Rall for May 27, 2000
American political ideology made E.Z. Moderates: Things ain't all that broke, so why fix 'em? Moderate moderates: I have no problem with those who seek change, but now isn't really the right time. Moderate conservative moderate moderates: Change for change's sake is perhaps not a good idea. Dontcha think? I think I do. Liberal moderate conservative moderate moderate moderate militia: The forces of conservative moderate moderate moderate moderation must not triumph! But I'm cool either way.