Ted Rall for February 14, 2000
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An Astonishing Jerk of Irrelevant Tedium Man: Insert, wry, self-effacing tag line here. He's the first guy I know to become really successful. And he totally deserves it: He's smart, hilarious and clever. And get this: he's cool, humble and incredibly generous too. Woman: I'll call around for you and see what I can do. Man: Great- and thanks! You're ok, I suck.