Ted Rall for January 22, 2000
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Fear of a latino planet. Now it's official- in fifty years whites will become just another minority, and hispanics will go from 12% to 24% of the U.S. population. (Police Officer: Hey gringo! I'm going downtown to do your wife!) Proposition 18,887 will strip caucasions of their citizenship and deport them back to the United Kingdom- forcing them to go underground. (Man 1: Hell, yes I voted for 18.88% those Anglos stole this land from US and we're taking it back!) (Man 2: Whites are a bad influence- look at their high divorce rate and stupid movies!) Once- grand white neighborhoods will decay as budgets for their schools and public services are slashed. (Man 3: WOT?! Didn't water used to come out of here? (Man 4: I hate my white-mess!) Worst of all, white TV will be relegated to community access cable! (Man 5: Our role models blow!) (Man 6: Payback really hurts.)