Ted Rall for January 10, 2000
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Time for a follow-up: Where are they now? Rita Hayworth lit up the silver screen in such movies as "Gilda" and "Pal Joey." Every guy in America lusted for her. Where is she now? She's dead. Casimir III, who was king of Poland for 30 years, kicked mongol butt, founded the University of Cracow and established clear national borders. Where is he now? He's dead. Rabindranath tagore won the first nobel prize to go to an Asian for his poetry. He was a national hero an dicon of indian culture. Where is he now? He's dead. (Woman: Congratulations. Now I'm going to spendthe rest of my life considering the fact that I'm gonna die.) (Man: Thanks! The sooner the better, too.)