Ted Rall for January 02, 2000
Meet Julie McCane: The candid candidate. She's the gay African-American Jewish woman who's making a real difference. Legislative Record: Sponsored HR 313: "The White Power Reform Act" that legalized racism. Key Supporter HB 242: "Family Values Initiative" that bans gay marriage. Voted for SB 4: "Holocaust Revision Act" that moves us into the future by deleting references to Nazism from school textbooks. Experiene: Has lived in the community since 1999. Attended St. Regis boarding school, Yale, Oxford Led impeachment proceedings against perverted lesbian federal judges. Here's what people in the community are saying: (Bob "Robert" Jones chairman, Better Business Bureau: I couldn't have built the new landfil without Julie. She gave us cover with the ghetto types.) (Jeff M. Bean CEO, Toxicorp: Julie always returns my calls and she kept the environmental wackos off my ass. Mutations schutations!) (Ken "K" Xavier, Young Rightist Brigade: Just becasue she's gay and black and jewish doesn't mean she's some sort of nut.) On election day, Remember Julie McCane. They'll fight for the rights of the oppressed, the dispossessed and the depressed- just as I always have.