Ted Rall for August 11, 1999
Transcript:
Woman: Now for the static news network update on America's top-rated network! The economy is still booming, and still expected to continue booming. JFK Jr. is still dead, and his family is still very sad about this. Also, school prayer and flag burning are still big issues. Meanwhile, president Clinton is still in office, still ineffective and still disgraced. And I've got to say, I'm getting bored- Aw damn! Getting bored is a form of change! Man: Now for the static news network update on America's top-rated network!