Ted Rall for June 05, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Betcha didn't know the average teenager spends 1,500 hours per year watching T.V. 600 in school and 33 talking with parents. Why the big gap? Parents are more boring than T.V! That's why parents need to act more like television! Watch how these parents emulate TV to convey love in a savvy, efficient manner! Woman: Unless you wear these booties, your feet'll freeze off and you won't get any booty! Baby: Good double Mom! Say, ma, are you jiggling? Man 2: I shot my own brother over a CD. Wow. Man 3: Jesus Christ- he's family! The least you owe him is a clean shot to the heart! Man 4: Thanks to the miracle of holographic technology, I can assist you with your imane teen ennui while the real me is downtown doing that chick in marketing. Woman 2: I'm depessed yet intriqued.