Ted Rall for April 26, 1999
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Everywhere you go, regardless of religion, people worship God. Have you ever craved this kind of adoration? (Woman: Please, God, don't let it be herpes!) Now, thanks to a special once-in-a-lifetime offer, you or your company can buy the right to rename God*! (* Offer does not cornfer ubiquitousness omniscience or ability to create or destroy worlds.) Just imagine: For merely $7.7 trillion, every devotee to monotheism on earth will worship you or your company**! (**Diety renaming rights only good for 5 years. You will not actually be God.) (Man: Oh, I know what you're thinking... but the eternal hellfire, thing is a medieval construction! There's no proof of God's existence- so call now!)