Ted Rall for September 10, 1998
Transcript:
They came from beyond the grave... meet baby boom 2: Heather thought her problems were finally over. (Woman: Pompous pseudo revolutionary wench! Soon she shall die.) Shortly thereafter. Jezebel Harrison CEO of mother earth love, Inc. died today when her range rover mysteriously exploded en route to renaissance weekend. During the 1960s she belonged to snack. (Woman: Thank God for that 8th grade car repair class.) Subsequently. (Man: My understanding is that they're looking for someone "young" "hip" "gen x" for the CEO job.) (Woman: But gen-x aren't young- I've been here ten years.) Then. (Man: We were about to undertake an exhaustive search for a new boss when we realized we had the perfect choice to carry on Jezebel's vision right here- Jezebel Jr. Her daughter! Also, the will doesn't give us any choice.)Everyday from then on.