Ted Rall for April 16, 1998
Transcript:
9 to 5 to life Woman: This won't take long. Remain standing. Thanks to employee tracking technology, we know everything about you. We know who your friends are because we tape your phone calls. We know what you worry about because we read your e-mail. We know how many seconds it takes you to type a memo. We even know about that funny squint you make when you go to the bathroom. So if you ever think you can pull one over on us, forget it- we own you. Man: They care about me. They really care!