Ted Rall for March 28, 1998
Man 1: Yo, dude, what's with the school uniform? Man 2: It's a self-esteem thing...when every student wears the same thing, there arent' any class differences. Everyone takes pride in their appearance free of the dictates of fashion, which allows us to excel in our studies! Man 1: It also indicates that you attend school in the slums. Man 2: And it helps the cops know who to arrest!