Ted Rall for January 26, 1998
Transcript:
I knew an old man who put up a plant. The plant hired people to make stuff. People bought the stuff made by the people hired by the old man who put up the plant. The stuff the people made and other people bought from the old man who put up the plant was made with stuff that went into the water. The stuff in the water killed the people who bought the stuff from the old man who put up the plant that hired the people who died arm the stuff that got in the water from the stuff the people who bought the stuff and used the stuff and got tired of the stuff and threw the stuff away and later died of the stuff they bought. But I still don't know why that old man put up that plant.