Ted Rall for January 22, 1998
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He was a man for the worst of times... blood n guts cardigan buttkicker extraordinaire. Trouble was, these times were pretty good. (Man 1: I'm gonna kick some serious Iraqi butt!) (Man 2: No you're not, wanna pay darts?) War was obsolete, conflict was tacky and aggression was unseemly. (Man 1: I'm through not taking any crap from anybody- now I'm pissed!) Cardigan tried to stir up trouble, but none was to be found anywhere. (Man 1: You looking' at me, pal?) (Man 3: Yes, but accidentally sorry.) What was a tough-as-nails macho hombre to do in a world run by Bill Clinton? (We'll have to dialogue a compromise with the republican leadership) Adapt. (Man 2: I'm gonna rake some gooddamn leaves!) (Woman: Whatever.)