Ted Rall for January 15, 1998
Woman: You never say anything nice to me. Man: Oh, christ... you're right! I can't go on letting you feel unappreciated! People need validation. They need know why they matter. I care about you too much to let you think you're not the greatest. The least I can do is tell you how you're cool over and over and over again. Woman: Okay, I'm waiting. Man: I like your top. Woman: Pig! You're just saying that.