Ted Rall for December 20, 1997
Transcript:
Woman: Would you rather see the musical based on the serialization of the ghost-written novel adapted from the film or the remake of the sequel to the film spin-off of the television series derived from the video game of the doll? Man: Actually I had my heart set on the American version of the director's cut of the documentary of the concert of the Rock Opera based on the play depicting the one idea our culture has managed to produce, exploit and recycle to death.