Ted Rall for September 26, 1997
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I have the same basic needs that I had when I was 15. (Man: I don't need HDTV or stereo sound. A simple 70-channel model will work.) As long as I get to see a few movies a week, buy some compact discs and hang out with my friends, I'm fine. (Man: I'd go long on the October calls but hedge that with a yen swap.) Of course, I need food and my own place, too. But that's it. Anything else is just unnecessary extra crap. (Man: Sure, I'm married but I need some variety in my life!) Deep down, I'm just a kid. Why can't everyone be like me? (Man: How about taking fifty bucks to get lost?)