Ted Rall for August 23, 1997
Transcript:
The Delicate Romantic. Woman: Notice anything different? Man: Your hair. It's moved to your armpits. Woman: Well? Whatcha think? Man: It's great! Long hair is hard to take care of you don't need hair to be attractive. To hell with gender cliches! And shaving your pits is an artificial cultural construct. In Europe, women don't do it, so why here? I think you look delicious! Woman: It's over, right? Man: I want my records back. All of 'em.