Ted Rall for June 14, 1997
Denise spent all her time online. IT didn't matter whether she was at work or at home. She socialized online, she had sex online, she even shopped online. Denise lived her life in cyberspace. She surfed rather than travel. Posted instead of calling and downloaded in lieu of consuming. She rejected the real world completely. If it wasn't digital, it was worthless. Predictably, Denise eventually died on fan aneurysm in her buttocks. No one attended Denise's funeral... but her account kept gathering junk e-mail.