Ted Rall for February 19, 1997
Man 1: I don't get it. Why do people talk about Dennis Rodman? Man 2: He's a basketball player. He wears dresses and he has a bad temper. Man 1: Yeah, but what's the big deal? Man 2: Well, he dyes his hair. And he has a nose ring. Man 1: So what? Man 2: The guy's wild! He implies that he might be bisexual! Man 1: And...? Man 2: Look, it plays in Utah. Leave me alone while I try to forget you exist.