Male Horse: Fair Maiden, wouldst thou giveth me thine digits?
Female Horse: Naaaay!
No horsing around stud.
What a horse face!
He’s been saddled with rejection
Auditions for HBO’s Stable of Thrones.
Hahaha. That’s terribly good :)
Are those chastity hooves?
After she turned down the horse she started dating Matthew Broderick
Guess he ain’t riding out tonight.
Can’t give what you don’t have