Strange Brew by John Deering for January 17, 2016

I’m a gnu—I’m a gnuThe g-nicest work of g-nature in the zooI’m a gnu—how do you do?You really oughtta g-know w-who’s w-whoI’m a gnu—spelt G – N – UI’m not a camel or a kangarooSo let me introduce, I’m neither man nor mooseOh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I’m a gnu!