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Pat Oliphant

Hillary Clinton: To me this election is not about all the cameras and the bright lights and the pretty speeches, for I am above such shabby politics. To me this election is about... Bill Clinton: ME! This election is about ME! Man: And after they've spent all their millions on their campaigns, this is election is really all about me - the super delegate! Punk: It's all about a ridiculous system is what.

Pat Oliphant

Man: First off, we had just a few candidates whom we knew virtually nothing about, but had nothing really against. Woman: Except, of course, for HER. Man: Right. A year later we had a whole crowd of candidates we knew more about, but couldn't find a reason to vote for. Woman: And certainly not for HER. Man: Right. After another year or so, we were getting sick of the whole dam' bunch, except, maybe, for this one, an we were in varying degrees, repulsed by him and him and him and him. Woman: And her. Man: Right. Along comes Super Tuesday. And we realize that these endless campaigns merely give us more time to be disgusted with all the candidates. Woman: Especially her. Punk: Oh - you must mean Her-ary and Him-ary.

Pat Oliphant

John McCain: Now, this is campaigning - all I have to do is sit here and watch you guys self-destruct. Punk: Self-destruct proceeding on schedule, cap'n.

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Pat Oliphant

John McCain: It's well-known that the Shiites and the Abyssinians are infiltrating here in... in... in... Tasmania. Aide: Iraq, sir. McCain: Sorry. Forget I said that. Punk: Merely a slight misspoke, sir. Hillary Clinton: Follow me, men! Don't worry about that incoming sniper fire... I'll cover you... I have experience! Reverend Wright: Hallelujah!! I feel another wild and wacko, sermon comin' on!! Barack Obama: No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't! So this is campaigning!

Pat Oliphant

Woman: How did you like the great kick-off presidential debate? Man: It made me think - I thought anyone who wants that job that bad ain't fit to govern. Punk: Campaigns are like a box of chocolates.

Pat Oliphant

President Ronald Reagan: No, there is no truth whatever in the rumor that this administration is dealing, or would ever deal with Iran for the hostages in order to influence the coming presidential election... Isn't that true, George? Vice President George H.W. Bush: Golly, I wish I could believe that, sir. But, I'm not even here, remember - I'm out campaigning. Punk: The "D" word strikes again, George.

Pat Oliphant

Punk: Sticks and stones may break my bones... Little Man: But names will likely kill me. George Bush and Michael Dukakis share the 1988 Nobel pies for sorry political campaigning.

Pat Oliphant

Punk: Did a third party call? Or was I dreaming? Are they still there?

Pat Oliphant

Ronald Reagan: Here I am again, with today's little-known fact... Punk: A salient sliver from the simpleron sage! Garbage in - Garbage out.

Pat Oliphant

David Garth: Well, at least give it a try - if you don't, one of those stupid things is going to get elected president, for sure! Punk: The odds ain't bad - there's only two of them!
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