Pat Oliphant for February 05, 2008
Man: First off, we had just a few candidates whom we knew virtually nothing about, but had nothing really against. Woman: Except, of course, for HER. Man: Right. A year later we had a whole crowd of candidates we knew more about, but couldn't find a reason to vote for. Woman: And certainly not for HER. Man: Right. After another year or so, we were getting sick of the whole dam' bunch, except, maybe, for this one, an we were in varying degrees, repulsed by him and him and him and him. Woman: And her. Man: Right. Along comes Super Tuesday. And we realize that these endless campaigns merely give us more time to be disgusted with all the candidates. Woman: Especially her. Punk: Oh - you must mean Her-ary and Him-ary.