Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 12, 2019
Godzilla in translation. Dinosaur: Rwoowrrr! When I was a kid... Godzilla: Rowr rowr! I wanted to be an architect when I grew up. Godzilla: Mwrowr rarg. It didn't happen. Godzilla: Growrr! I feel like a failure... So I lash out... Godzilla: Grrrr... ...And destroy the buildings that I had once loved so dearly.