Chainsaw juggling? That's easy! I juggle angry ferrets! But, to be fair, they don't start off angry.
Don’t let Fungo hear you!
Well, there is that…..
Reminds of a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks his mother where they keep the chainsaws. And when his mother tells him they don’t have any he remarks: “How am I ever going to learn how to juggle”.