Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 12, 2016
I think your hair smells nice, Charlotte. Oh, Bobby th... What the?! Mom! I told you! You can't use the autonomous flying drone to chaperone my dates! This tactical chaperone unit only acquires position in temperature metadata according to our legal counsel, it does not violate your right of privacy. It's not even about that! If I see a giant I behind me all day long, it shows a total lack of trust in me and my ability to make good decisions about my own life! She raises a good point. I'll accelerate the stealth program.