Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 28, 2016
Wait, hold on. I made of the stuff that 95% of the universe is made of, and you call me dark matter and dark energy? Well, I mean- You're the ones who should have a separate identifier. You're the ones made of that weird matter that sticks to itself and forms globby chunks. In fairness- From now on, dark matter is just matter, and you are made of clingy matter. Can we talk about this? Whoa! Gimme some space!