Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 04, 2016
Baby, would you ever cheat on me? Yes, absolutely. What? Would I ever cheat on you? Like, in the infinite space of possible behaviors I might engage in, do any of them involve cheating on you? Of course! I can think of twenty scenarios off the top of my head! I cheat on you to stop Hitler. I'd cheat on you to save a baby. I'd cheat on you to end a pandemic. Cheat on you to increase NASA funding, cheat on you for the formula to room temperature superconductors, cheat on you to bring back Stegosaurus. Cheat on you two- Okay. I mean... Are there any likely scenarios, given the available information about the near-term, in which you cheat on me. Never, baby. Never.