Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 14, 2016
I had to sell my body to pay for our children to go to college. But I couldn't bear to do it with just anyone, so I went to our attractive neighbor. But, if she had paid for it, that would make me a prostitute, which is illegal. Because the profit was so low for each transaction I tried to make up for it in volume. You could just confessed to cheating on me, Frank. Think of the children!