Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 11, 2016
Dad, elephants have been hunted by humans for ivory a lot, lately. As a result smaller and smaller tusks have been selected for. And if the trend continues, one day, all elephants will be tuskless! What's your point? Well, what if people used to hunt unicorns for their horns? What if forces are all just unicorns that you've all their hornlessness because of us? That means there's an entire race of sapient animals with reason to hate us, who are patiently serving us as we breed them in ever-greater numbers. Uh huh. The little one is on to us. No one will believe her.