Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 01, 2016
Dear Zeus, please help my daddy stop being sad. I tried praying to other deities, but nothing happened. Yeah, hey kid. Listen, I basically have two powers: lightning, and turning into plants and animals for erotic purposes. Would either of those help? One sec. daddy do you like swans? Sure? I'll be right back! Heard you were lookin' for a good time.